Criminy, guys. There’s no other word except for the archaic “criminy” that can even come close to touching Kim Kardashian’s ample ass (because heaven knows we never will), and if that thing hasn’t somehow grown a bit or regenerated itself somehow via osmosis or Yeezusis or whatever, then the world knows nothing about science, and for all we know, the world is flat after all. … Unlike darling Kim’s ass here.
Even if you’re not into big booties, per se — that’s your prerogative, of course, and it’s just fine for everybody to have different things that they find attractive — you have to admit: this thing is so beautifully big, it’s nearly got its own gravitational pull. I mean, it sure sucked you and I right in, huh? Every. single. time.
Damn you, Kim, and your gorgeous ass!
