Beyonce and Jay-Z debuted their ultraviolent “On the Run” tour last night in Miami, and those who could afford the bajillion-dollar tickets were treated to the couple’s super-secret wedding footage and Beyonce’s tight ass. It was a win-win situation for everyone, but mostly for Bey and Jay, who probably made more than you and I ever will — combined — over the course of our lifetimes in just one night of ticket sales.
The wedding footage was pretty sweet, and it goes to show you that they didn’t fly to Mars or something on a private space shuttle (OR DID THEY), Elvis officiating the union, but that ass? Well. It was probably worth the lifetime of servitude some probably pledged in order to get themselves into this concert.
Looking good, guys!
